A simple v Real Friendship
A simple friend identifies himself when he calls.
A real friend doesn't have to.
A simple friend opens up a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.
A real friend says, ''whats new with you?''
A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.
A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years.Get off your duff and do something about it."
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you solve your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could easily blackmail you with it.
A simple friend,when visiting,acts like a guest.
A real friend opens the refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a real friendship until after you've had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
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